4/25/2023 0 Comments Dair fanfictionGoing to do with me?” She covered his hand with hers, guiding it to her hip. She bit her lip as she felt his hands on her, “Now what are you Quote: “That you did.” She leaned her body against his as their feet sank into These are stories that do not yet have a final word count. The works are organized by story length, which is determined Open so I should be easy to connect with-or at least I try to be. Me know so that I can get it fixed as soon as possible. Who the fuck knows, maybe this entire season has been one big excerpt from Dan’s shitty super awesome fanfic.This is a master list of my fan fiction. Here’s hoping for coma dreams (nightmares) and/or actual alien abduction. In the meantime, we have faith yet that eventually something on this show will make sense. Otherwise, they really enjoy having a viewership of 40 people. Everything is completely over the top ass-backwards right now, and surely, SURELY the writers deserve some credit. We can’t help but wonder if there is more to the story. Since 5.11, things have gotten exponentially stranger by the episode. One thing to keep in mind lovely readers, is that as fucked up as everything on the show seems to be right now, this is Gossip Girl, and things are often not how they appear. And dare the writers did…they dared to lose a large number of their viewers. But, it’s okay, in Dair fanfic land, all that matters is that we DARE TO DAIR. Not only did Serena have to hear about Blair’s feelings for the love of her life, she also got to witness them kiss. At least not on the day her grandmother is dying. While Serena handled Blair’s “revelation” very maturely, we felt as if she shouldn’t have been put in that position in the first place. While we would’ve loved for Dan’s career to disintegrate, we’re glad that Chuck ultimately listened to Blair, proving once again that he would do anything for her. We appreciate how Chuck’s redemption is tested, despite not feeling like he ever needed to be redeemed in the first place. And no one does it better than Chuck Bass. In a season of miscarriages, pacts with God, and dowries, a good ole fashioned scheme was refreshing. Watching him scheme against Dan while seducing Alessandra was entertaining and sexy as hell. Speaking of plagiarism, can Chuck BE any more awesome? No? We didn’t think so either. Blair reads Dan’s fictional book and takes it for trufax! “Oh, my mom doesn’t love me? Chuck is abusive? Serena pees in my orange juice? KAY.” Our apologies to the DB fanfiction author who wrote Blair’s line, “Dan loves me for me.” We hope they mail you a check for the 30 cents they received from airing your script. We could not have rolled our eyes more at the improv reading of Inside. Somehow the writers managed to rewrite the show’s entire history so that Blair was just “meh” about Chuck, while Dan was Blair’s lord and savior this whole time. Her words and actions up until 5.16 show this. She was completely out of it this episode.įirst of all, since when does Blair not know how she feels about Chuck? Regardless of what obstacle they’re facing at the moment, Blair has always known that she loves Chuck more than anyone and anything. Fanfic!Blair has very few (if any) of the defining characteristics we’ve observed for four and a half seasons. When Serena said that Blair’s body had been taken over by aliens, she wasn’t even fucking around. We’re not sure which was worse – watching the writers retcon Blair’s feelings for Chuck and Dan’s feelings towards Blair or watching Blair sucker punch Serena in the ovaries. We’re sure that we and the 799,998 other people who watched the episode can all agree this was one big WTF. Oh, and everything I’ve been telling you for the past 5 years? Bullshit.Ĭhuck: Makes perfect sense….*reads email* DAN IS A DOUCHE. Prove you don’t like Dan by stalking him.īlair: In Dan’s imagination, I’m perfect and no one else loves me but him? I like Dan!īlair: Chuck, I like Dan. But this? This episode was not a good example.Īllow us to sum up this episode for you with the following brief passage: No offense to fanfic writers, we know lots of fans who write the show far better than the GG Writers themselves. The plot lines, the dialogue, everything, were so flimsy and predictable, it felt like we were observing a fanfic nightmare. You know, we’ve never actually read a Dair fanfic, but after watching this episode of Gossip Girl, we don’t think we’ll ever need to.
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